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Radio Times articles, from 2003-2005

Escape-proof???
Sounds Familiar
The Hounding of the Royals 
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells?
The Mystery of the Stones
Going Loco
Troy
Pedal Power
Dentures
Obesity
Genius Sperm
Ultimation
Sandals, Slaughter and Sex
Greased Lightning
Flying Saucers
Aztecs
Venus
The Stuarts
The Ascent of Man
Test-tube Tantrums
RT Mastermind
Medical Marvels
Engineering Triumphs
Eccentricity
Surreal Estate
Offshore Wind Farms
Nothing to Loos
Groovy
A Bridge Too Far
Flogging a Dead Horse
Worst Jobs
Asteroid Alert
Eureka Years
Crash
Inspired
The Man Who Missed Dinosaurs
The Sagger-maker's Bottom-knocker
The Master
Naming Nature
Albert Einstein
Environmental Scariness
Geronimo!
Ancient Plastic Surgery
The Ancients
Gold in Them Thar Banks and Braes
Animal Magnetism
Egyptians
Technophilia
HIGNFY
Panem et Circenses
Tambora
That Spotty Old Sun
Telling Stories
Beethoven's Hair
A Blind Eye
Comets
Medrocks

Other articles

Thomas Crapper  
Thunder, Flush and Thomas Crapper, 1997
The birth of the bike 
Eureekaaargh!, 1999
Romans were streets ahead 
Daily Telegraph, November 2000
The Pioneers who Invented Progress 
Daily Telegraph, August 2001
A tough mistake
Chemistry Review, September 2001
At home and school in 1952 
The Times, June 2002
Newton and the rotten apple 
Daily Telegraph, 11 September 2002
World Toilet Day
Daily Telegraph, 19 November 2004

 

 

      

Sounds Familiar

In our rambling Victorian house the family can easily disappear and get out of earshot of one another. This presents a problem at meal times; so I bought an old school bell, which whoever is cooking rings vigorously when food is on the table. The clanging is harsh, penetrating, and effective, and it takes me straight back to my school days. For a time I was in charge of ringing the school bells, including one just like our dinner bell, to mark the end of break, lunch time, and other such vital junctures in the school day.

Unfortunately I have never been any good at time-awareness, so that despite being the proud owner of a new watch, I frequently missed the critical moment, and delayed the entire school routine by several minutes. Each time I hear the bell today I remember the cringing embarrassment of making everyone late for lunch.

Three questions spring to mind: first, can we really remember sounds from the past, or are they echoes of imagination? Second, can such sounds – like smells - produce Proustian rushes of memory, and take us back to childhood? Third, why are we now deafened by noise pollution? Radio 4 this week explores the idea that we remember sounds through nostalgic rose-tinted earphones.

Did  Elvis, Buddy, and the Beatles really make much sweeter music that today’s pop idols? Perhaps it is just because I am getting old and slightly deaf, but I do not remember being maddened by environmental noise. Car alarms and house burglar alarms did not exist. There was no persistent roar of traffic, few aircraft overhead, no piped muzak in every public space, and never the infuriating interruptions of other people’s mobile phones. Today’s emergency vehicles emit a deafening screaming wail, and even trains are horribly noisy if you get too close to the ‘power car’, whereas I recall with delight the hissing puffing roar of the steam train coming to rest as it brought my dad home from London to Henley-on-Thames.

Nostalgic sound-tripping is fun. In my downstairs lavatory I have a Thomas Crapper high-flush suite, a faithful copy of one of the original designs of that splendid Victorian plumber and sanitary engineer. When as instructed I grasp the chain, pull and let go, I am rewarded with a wondrous thunderous flush that not only sweeps all before it but sweeps me straight back to my childhood.

 

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