Radio Times articles, from 2003-2005
Escape-proof???
Sounds Familiar
The Hounding of the Royals
Disgusted of Tunbridge
Wells?
The Mystery of the Stones
Going Loco
Troy
Pedal Power
Dentures
Obesity
Genius Sperm
Ultimation
Sandals, Slaughter and Sex
Greased Lightning
Flying Saucers
Aztecs
Venus
The Stuarts
The Ascent of Man
Test-tube Tantrums
RT Mastermind
Medical Marvels
Engineering Triumphs
Eccentricity
Surreal Estate
Offshore Wind Farms
Nothing to Loos
Groovy
A Bridge Too Far
Flogging a Dead Horse
Worst Jobs
Asteroid Alert
Eureka Years
Crash
Inspired
The Man Who Missed Dinosaurs
The Sagger-maker's Bottom-knocker
The Master
Naming Nature
Albert Einstein
Environmental Scariness
Geronimo!
Ancient Plastic Surgery
The Ancients
Gold in Them Thar Banks and
Braes
Animal Magnetism
Egyptians
Technophilia
HIGNFY
Panem et Circenses
Tambora
That Spotty Old Sun
Telling Stories
Beethoven's Hair
A Blind Eye
Comets
Medrocks
Other articles
Thomas Crapper
Thunder, Flush and Thomas Crapper, 1997
The
birth of the bike
Eureekaaargh!, 1999
Romans were streets ahead
Daily Telegraph, November 2000
The Pioneers who Invented Progress
Daily Telegraph,
August 2001
A tough mistake
Chemistry Review, September 2001
At home and school in 1952
The Times, June 2002
Newton and the rotten apple
Daily Telegraph, 11 September
2002
World Toilet Day
Daily
Telegraph, 19 November 2004
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In our rambling Victorian house the family can
easily disappear and get out of earshot of one another. This presents
a problem at meal times; so I bought an old school bell, which whoever
is cooking rings vigorously when food is on the table. The clanging is
harsh, penetrating, and effective, and it takes me straight back to my
school days. For a time I was in charge of ringing the school bells,
including one just like our dinner bell, to mark the end of break,
lunch time, and other such vital junctures in the school day.
Unfortunately I have never been any good at
time-awareness, so that despite being the proud owner of a new watch,
I frequently missed the critical moment, and delayed the entire school
routine by several minutes. Each time I hear the bell today I remember
the cringing embarrassment of making everyone late for lunch.
Three questions spring to mind: first, can we
really remember sounds from the past, or are they echoes of
imagination? Second, can such sounds – like smells - produce Proustian
rushes of memory, and take us back to childhood? Third, why are we now
deafened by noise pollution? Radio 4 this week explores the idea that
we remember sounds through nostalgic rose-tinted earphones.
Did Elvis, Buddy, and the Beatles really make
much sweeter music that today’s pop idols? Perhaps it is just because
I am getting old and slightly deaf, but I do not remember being
maddened by environmental noise. Car alarms and house burglar alarms
did not exist. There was no persistent roar of traffic, few aircraft
overhead, no piped muzak in every public space, and never the
infuriating interruptions of other people’s mobile phones. Today’s
emergency vehicles emit a deafening screaming wail, and even trains
are horribly noisy if you get too close to the ‘power car’, whereas I
recall with delight the hissing puffing roar of the steam train coming
to rest as it brought my dad home from London to Henley-on-Thames.
Nostalgic sound-tripping is fun. In my downstairs
lavatory I have a Thomas Crapper high-flush suite, a faithful copy of
one of the original designs of that splendid Victorian plumber and
sanitary engineer. When as instructed I grasp the chain, pull and let
go, I am rewarded with a wondrous thunderous flush that not only
sweeps all before it but sweeps me straight back to my childhood.
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