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Articles
Radio Times articles, from 2003-2005

Escape-proof???
Sounds Familiar
The Hounding of the Royals 
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells?
The Mystery of the Stones
Going Loco
Troy
Pedal Power
Dentures
Obesity
Genius Sperm
Ultimation
Sandals, Slaughter and Sex
Greased Lightning
Flying Saucers
Aztecs
Venus
The Stuarts
The Ascent of Man
Test-tube Tantrums
RT Mastermind
Medical Marvels
Engineering Triumphs
Eccentricity
Surreal Estate
Offshore Wind Farms
Nothing to Loos
Groovy
A Bridge Too Far
Flogging a Dead Horse
Worst Jobs
Asteroid Alert
Eureka Years
Crash
Inspired
The Man Who Missed Dinosaurs
The Sagger-maker's Bottom-knocker
The Master
Naming Nature
Albert Einstein
Environmental Scariness
Geronimo!
Ancient Plastic Surgery
The Ancients
Gold in Them Thar Banks and Braes
Animal Magnetism
Egyptians
Technophilia
HIGNFY
Panem et Circenses
Tambora
That Spotty Old Sun
Telling Stories
Beethoven's Hair
A Blind Eye
Comets
Medrocks

Other articles

Thomas Crapper  
Thunder, Flush and Thomas Crapper, 1997
The birth of the bike 
Eureekaaargh!, 1999
Romans were streets ahead 
Daily Telegraph, November 2000
The Pioneers who Invented Progress 
Daily Telegraph, August 2001
A tough mistake
Chemistry Review, September 2001
At home and school in 1952 
The Times, June 2002
Newton and the rotten apple 
Daily Telegraph, 11 September 2002
World Toilet Day
Daily Telegraph, 19 November 2004

 

 

      

Offshore Wind Farms

Are offshore wind farms the solution to our energy crisis? On Thursday at 9 on Radio 4 I visit one to investigate. We certainly had our own little crisis; the sea was choppy; the boat heaved and pitched, and my poor producer was horribly seasick.

Is there an energy crisis? Yes; it looms. Thirty years ago we had an oil crisis, but luckily discovered North Sea gas, which has fuelled our cookers and our power stations ever since. But North Sea gas is running out; we no longer burn much dirty coal, and nuclear fission is right out of fashion. So our capacity for producing our own power is going down, while the demand for power is rising, for DVD players, washing machines, and air conditioning.

Harnessing wind power is familiar technology; the first recorded use of a windmill was by a Persian millwright in AD 644, and we have used the wind ever since. Wind farms have several positive features. There is no fuel; the energy really is free, and if well designed and built they should need little maintenance - although the capital cost of building them is horrendous.

From a distance those white towers and whirling blades look majestic. Some people say they ruin the landscape, but out at sea there is no landscape, and I for one do not feel they ruin the seascape. Residents complain of the noise, but out at sea there are no residents. Bird lovers claim the blades kill hundreds of birds, but the evidence is dubious, and I reckon birds will learn to avoid them.

The British coastline is the windiest in Europe. Realistically we could supply up to 25 per cent of our energy from off-shore wind farms, but - and it is a big but - the wind does not blow all the time. Suppose there is flat calm for a couple of weeks. Do we all have to turn off our tellies and microwaves? Do we phone an  emergency help line and ask people to mine some coal and fire up one of the old power stations?

The real answer to the energy crisis is nuclear fusion - no ugly uranium, no polluting plutonium; just clean hydrogen and helium. But sadly the crisis is further ahead than the next election, and so the government is content to bury its head in the sand and blow the trumpet for offshore wind.

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