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Articles
Radio Times articles, from 2003-2005

Escape-proof???
Sounds Familiar
The Hounding of the Royals 
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells?
The Mystery of the Stones
Going Loco
Troy
Pedal Power
Dentures
Obesity
Genius Sperm
Ultimation
Sandals, Slaughter and Sex
Greased Lightning
Flying Saucers
Aztecs
Venus
The Stuarts
The Ascent of Man
Test-tube Tantrums
RT Mastermind
Medical Marvels
Engineering Triumphs
Eccentricity
Surreal Estate
Offshore Wind Farms
Nothing to Loos
Groovy
A Bridge Too Far
Flogging a Dead Horse
Worst Jobs
Asteroid Alert
Eureka Years
Crash
Inspired
The Man Who Missed Dinosaurs
The Sagger-maker's Bottom-knocker
The Master
Naming Nature
Albert Einstein
Environmental Scariness
Geronimo!
Ancient Plastic Surgery
The Ancients
Gold in Them Thar Banks and Braes
Animal Magnetism
Egyptians
Technophilia
HIGNFY
Panem et Circenses
Tambora
That Spotty Old Sun
Telling Stories
Beethoven's Hair
A Blind Eye
Comets
Medrocks

Other articles

Thomas Crapper  
Thunder, Flush and Thomas Crapper, 1997
The birth of the bike 
Eureekaaargh!, 1999
Romans were streets ahead 
Daily Telegraph, November 2000
The Pioneers who Invented Progress 
Daily Telegraph, August 2001
A tough mistake
Chemistry Review, September 2001
At home and school in 1952 
The Times, June 2002
Newton and the rotten apple 
Daily Telegraph, 11 September 2002
World Toilet Day
Daily Telegraph, 19 November 2004

 

 

      

Nothing to loos

Old lavatories have always interested me - I once wrote a book about them (an encycloopaedia) - and I am delighted to say that as part of my forthcoming tv series about ancient technology I have had the chance to get acquainted with some of the oldest loos on earth. The archaeological evidence is that people started making solid lavatories with proper drains more than 4000 years ago.

At Mohenjo Daro, in the north-west of the Indian subcontinent, the Harrapan people built a large city with broad streets laid out in a grid system - an amazing example of town planning from about 2300 BC. In one corner of each house there was a small room with a primitive shower, and a lavatory with a wooden seat. A drain below it carried the effluent out through the wall into the main sewer under the road. These brick-built sewers were a metre or two below ground, two metres deep, and equipped with cess-pits, soakaways, and manholes with inspection covers.

On the island of Crete, in the south-east corner of the  Mediterranean, the Minoan civilization was flourishing around 1500 BC, and according to legend the great engineer Daedalus built a fabulous palace at Knossos for King Minos. The palace boasted a superb marble lavatory with a wooden seat and a flushing system. I went on a pilgrimage to see the remains of the great palace, but unfortunately, because of earthquake damage, the building with the lavatory has been 'temporarily' closed for the last ten years.

The grandfather of all lavatory sites is at Skara Brae on the west coast of the mainland of Orkney, just north of Scotland. Here a great storm in 1850 ripped the turf off the sand dunes, exposing a stone-age estate of about ten little houses, built some 5000 years ago. Each consists of just one room, with a great stone dresser opposite the door, a big bed on the right and a small one on the left, and a fireplace in the middle. In the corner of each little house is a tiny alcove, with a hole in the ground that drops straight into a system of interconnecting drains that lead down towards the sea. These are - as far as we know - the oldest lavatories in the world, and I was excited at the chance to visit them just a few weeks ago. 

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