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Articles
Radio Times articles, from 2003-2005

Escape-proof???
Sounds Familiar
The Hounding of the Royals 
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells?
The Mystery of the Stones
Going Loco
Troy
Pedal Power
Dentures
Obesity
Genius Sperm
Ultimation
Sandals, Slaughter and Sex
Greased Lightning
Flying Saucers
Aztecs
Venus
The Stuarts
The Ascent of Man
Test-tube Tantrums
RT Mastermind
Medical Marvels
Engineering Triumphs
Eccentricity
Surreal Estate
Offshore Wind Farms
Nothing to Loos
Groovy
A Bridge Too Far
Flogging a Dead Horse
Worst Jobs
Asteroid Alert
Eureka Years
Crash
Inspired
The Man Who Missed Dinosaurs
The Sagger-maker's Bottom-knocker
The Master
Naming Nature
Albert Einstein
Environmental Scariness
Geronimo!
Ancient Plastic Surgery
The Ancients
Gold in Them Thar Banks and Braes
Animal Magnetism
Egyptians
Technophilia
HIGNFY
Panem et Circenses
Tambora
That Spotty Old Sun
Telling Stories
Beethoven's Hair
A Blind Eye
Comets
Medrocks

Other articles

Thomas Crapper  
Thunder, Flush and Thomas Crapper, 1997
The birth of the bike 
Eureekaaargh!, 1999
Romans were streets ahead 
Daily Telegraph, November 2000
The Pioneers who Invented Progress 
Daily Telegraph, August 2001
A tough mistake
Chemistry Review, September 2001
At home and school in 1952 
The Times, June 2002
Newton and the rotten apple 
Daily Telegraph, 11 September 2002
World Toilet Day
Daily Telegraph, 19 November 2004

 

 

      

Groovy

There’s an intriguing series at quarter to four on Radio 4 this week about early sound recordings. Thomas Alva Edison, who claimed to have invented almost everything, did actually invent the phonograph in 1878, although he followed the leads of a couple of Frenchmen, and was closely followed in turn by Emile Berliner and Alexander Graham Bell, the Scot who invented the telephone.  There was a wonderful tangle over the patents on both sides of the Atlantic.

I remember when I was eight or ten years old I was given for Christmas a record of This Old House, and we had another called Mission Bell. They were 78s – stiff, brittle 10-inch discs that revolved at 78 r.p.m. The needle was thick and heavy, and there was more hiss than music.

Then came an amazing new phenomenon – the LP. Our American cousins sent us LPs of musicals including Oklahoma and South Pacific. I can still remember the words, not only of the songs, but also the hype on the sleeve: ‘Long-playing microgroove’, which sounded tremendously technical to me. The stylus was lightweight, the record went round at only 33 r.p.m., and because it was 12 inches across it lasted for more than half an hour, instead of four or five minutes. What’s more, there was much more music than hiss.

Even more miraculous, it was in stereo – you could have an orchestra playing in your sitting room. Not that you would want an orchestra playing in your sitting room, but the principle was there.

Later came the 7-inch 45 r.p.m. single, cassette tapes, and 8-track, and one day I was approached by a man on a tricycle in the middle of the California desert; he said ‘You must listen to this’, and put a pair of headphones on my head. This was the prototype of the Walkman, called the Stowaway. When he switched on I heard with extraordinary clarity a train thundering from my right to my left, even though all I could see was desert, and there was no railroad for miles.

But the subjects of these radio programme are older even than I am: Victorian recordings including Tennyson and Florence Nightingale. I have heard Ms Nightingale, and could not make out a word until it was interpreted for me. Perhaps these have been enhanced, or perhaps you have better ears than I. In any case, happy listening.

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