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Radio Times articles, from 2003-2005

Escape-proof???
Sounds Familiar
The Hounding of the Royals 
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells?
The Mystery of the Stones
Going Loco
Troy
Pedal Power
Dentures
Obesity
Genius Sperm
Ultimation
Sandals, Slaughter and Sex
Greased Lightning
Flying Saucers
Aztecs
Venus
The Stuarts
The Ascent of Man
Test-tube Tantrums
RT Mastermind
Medical Marvels
Engineering Triumphs
Eccentricity
Surreal Estate
Offshore Wind Farms
Nothing to Loos
Groovy
A Bridge Too Far
Flogging a Dead Horse
Worst Jobs
Asteroid Alert
Eureka Years
Crash
Inspired
The Man Who Missed Dinosaurs
The Sagger-maker's Bottom-knocker
The Master
Naming Nature
Albert Einstein
Environmental Scariness
Geronimo!
Ancient Plastic Surgery
The Ancients
Gold in Them Thar Banks and Braes
Animal Magnetism
Egyptians
Technophilia
HIGNFY
Panem et Circenses
Tambora
That Spotty Old Sun
Telling Stories
Beethoven's Hair
A Blind Eye
Comets
Medrocks

Other articles

Thomas Crapper  
Thunder, Flush and Thomas Crapper, 1997
The birth of the bike 
Eureekaaargh!, 1999
Romans were streets ahead 
Daily Telegraph, November 2000
The Pioneers who Invented Progress 
Daily Telegraph, August 2001
A tough mistake
Chemistry Review, September 2001
At home and school in 1952 
The Times, June 2002
Newton and the rotten apple 
Daily Telegraph, 11 September 2002
World Toilet Day
Daily Telegraph, 19 November 2004

 

 

      

Escape-proof???

In my dorm at boarding school in the 1950s we got up to all sorts of forbidden escapades, like climbing out, and midnight feasts. I particularly remember our attempts to make toast by holding a slice of bread over a candle flame. We got faintly warm dry bread covered with soot, and burnt fingers.

We did these things partly because they were against the rules, and partly because we wanted to emulate our heroes, the wartime RAF crews. We read fictional stories in comics – 64 action-packed pages for sixpence – but even better were the true stories in books: The Dam Busters, Reach for the Sky, The Wooden Horse, and The Colditz Story.

Colditz, a forbidding castle deep in eastern Germany, was supposed to be escape-proof, but the ingenuity of the PoWs was amazing. They made uniforms from blankets dyed with boot polish, dressed as German guards, and tried to walk out through the gates. They hid themselves in straw mattresses, piles of rubbish, an air-raid shelter, and the prison laundry; they shinned down ropes of bedsheets, and they crawled through manholes into the sewers.

Most ambitious of all, when most of the ground and underground routes had been blocked, they actually built a glider, and planned to fly to freedom. After creating a workshop by building a false wall in an attic above the chapel, they used floorboards and bedslats to shape 5000 spars and ribs; for the fabric they doped bedsheets with stewed millet; and they stole electrical wiring for the controls.

To launch the glider off the roof they planned to yank it with a rope running over a pulley and tied to a bathtub full of concrete which would fall five floors to the ground. The glider was to carry two men over the town and the river, and would have been a superb morale-booster, but the American army arrived before it was completed.

Would prisoners today have the extraordinary ingenuity and drive to build a glider from stolen rubbish? I would like to think so, but seat-of-the-pants flying was in the blood in 1945, and might today be only a folk memory. Altogether, in dozens of escape attempts, 130 men got out of the castle, and 30 got clean away, but we schoolboys weren’t fussy; even the chaps who never escaped were heroes of ours, and we were sure they had somehow managed to make toast…

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