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Articles
Radio Times articles, from 2003-2005

Escape-proof???
Sounds Familiar
The Hounding of the Royals 
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells?
The Mystery of the Stones
Going Loco
Troy
Pedal Power
Dentures
Obesity
Genius Sperm
Ultimation
Sandals, Slaughter and Sex
Greased Lightning
Flying Saucers
Aztecs
Venus
The Stuarts
The Ascent of Man
Test-tube Tantrums
RT Mastermind
Medical Marvels
Engineering Triumphs
Eccentricity
Surreal Estate
Offshore Wind Farms
Nothing to Loos
Groovy
A Bridge Too Far
Flogging a Dead Horse
Worst Jobs
Asteroid Alert
Eureka Years
Crash
Inspired
The Man Who Missed Dinosaurs
The Sagger-maker's Bottom-knocker
The Master
Naming Nature
Albert Einstein
Environmental Scariness
Geronimo!
Ancient Plastic Surgery
The Ancients
Gold in Them Thar Banks and Braes
Animal Magnetism
Egyptians
Technophilia
HIGNFY
Panem et Circenses
Tambora
That Spotty Old Sun
Telling Stories
Beethoven's Hair
A Blind Eye
Comets
Medrocks

Other articles

Thomas Crapper  
Thunder, Flush and Thomas Crapper, 1997
The birth of the bike 
Eureekaaargh!, 1999
Romans were streets ahead 
Daily Telegraph, November 2000
The Pioneers who Invented Progress 
Daily Telegraph, August 2001
A tough mistake
Chemistry Review, September 2001
At home and school in 1952 
The Times, June 2002
Newton and the rotten apple 
Daily Telegraph, 11 September 2002
World Toilet Day
Daily Telegraph, 19 November 2004

 

 

      

Eccentricity

I joined Yorkshire Television in 1977 as a researcher for Magnus Pyke in the series Don't Ask Me. The first item I set up in the studio was about banana skins – and my life has not changed much since. Magnus did not become a tv star until he was well into his seventies, and although in action he waved his arms prodigiously he was skilled at harbouring his energy. The moment he had finished an item he retired behind a curtain, sank into a deep chair, and fell into a deep sleep until he was needed again. This impressed me enormously, for the tv studio is both noisy and exciting. I usually had difficulty sleeping after the show because of all the adrenalin, but Magnus could ignore that and snooze away contentedly.

I did not consciously take lessons from Magnus, but I did learn that animation and shock tactics can be effective. Sent to research a programme in Houston Texas, I found everyone in cowboy gear, because it was Go Texan Week. So I went into Stelzig’s Western Store and bought cowboy boots, jeans, fancy shirt, and a fine brown Stetson hat. Back in Leeds, my Stetson provoked some surprise, and even a dispute: one of the unions said that it did not show sufficient respect for studio discipline. I promised I would speak to it severely.

After that I resolved never to take myself too seriously, and to wear clothes as colourful as possible. Reprimanded recently by the navy on my footwear, I now often display port and starboard socks – red on the left and green on the right. And I have come to the conclusion that to have both shoes the same colour is a sad waste of opportunity…

Am I eccentric? Certainly not, although sometimes it seems that everyone else in the world is slightly out of step – or maybe eccentricity is endemic in the media. One of my producers, somewhat irascible, had a terrible argument with the station master in Milan. As we finally pulled away he shouted out of the window 'If I ever meet a stupider man than you, I'll write and let you know.' Five years later, after a shouting match with a traffic warden in Bermondsey, he drove furiously off yelling what he seemed to think was a shocking insult: 'The station master in Milan will be glad to hear about you!'

 

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